The Cosmos ^.^
Birthday reflection

The more and more I evaluate my past year, the only thing that truly stands out is how stupid I was with that whole girlfriend thing. I should’ve cut her out of my life sooner instead of spending the next year fighting and worrying about her. I could’ve focused with all my power on school, I could’ve been in calculus anxiously waiting for greater things to come in my school life. I just feel so stupid for ever have fallen for a person that should’ve been gone sooner. Not gonna let another slip by where I let something stupid make me grow stupid with it.

Got spanked by a hot nurse in Vegas, I can’t complain. ;)

J

J

leftoverslack:

 

we are bad news
we are bad news
*Location update*

Lol staying in line all day at the Jack White concert ^^

mangabean:

why does this person get multiple hedgehogs and I don’t even get one

mangabean:

why does this person get multiple hedgehogs and I don’t even get one

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man.